Six Super Easy Ways to Make Millions Online
Here’s a fun post that was prompted by my last one. It really is easy to make millions online and here’s six ways how to do it..
- Steal It
These guys made millions of dollars stealing peoples identities and selling them online. I bet it was easy, but did they really think they wouldn’t get caught? - Spam
Spam enough people and you are bound to make some cold hard cash. What’s easier than sending out billions of emails filled with affiliate links and stock scams? - Be a genius
The guy that runs this site must be a genius. Being a genius is a pretty easy way to make millions online. - Gamble
Do feel lucky? Crap, online slots has got to be one of the easiest ways to make millions. You don’t even have to pull a real lever!! - Win it!
Hey if gambling is too much work for you, then you can just buy a lottery ticket. Sure the odds are way against you, but does it really get any easier than picking six numbers? - Lie
Why not? The Nigerians do it all the time!
There you have it, six super easy ways to make millions online, and you didn’t even have to
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Comment by John
on 01 Mar 2008 at 3:12 pm #
You mean I have to doo all six things for me to get my million bucks! Hey the other guy said it was no work at all and I had to do was sign up to his e-book, e-course, seminar, members club, under ground mastermind group and copy my address book into his auto responder!
Comment by James Ehly
on 06 Mar 2008 at 1:46 am #
Yup, all 6 is what you need for 7 figures. I know the math doesn’t quite work out there, but that’s part of the mystique
Comment by John
on 06 Mar 2008 at 4:00 am #
Looks like I’m gonna be working all day Wednedays again too, you sure those nice Nigerians really don’t have honest intentions about moving that gazillion dollars through my piggy bank? They write such nice English too!
Comment by Jacob
on 10 Jul 2008 at 12:57 pm #
This is so stupid, it makes so sence. Terrible Facts
Comment by Emily
on 10 Jul 2008 at 3:32 pm #
Jacob - IT’S A JOKE! Lighten up!
Comment by John
on 10 Jul 2008 at 4:34 pm #
Emily, I was deadly serious, you mean all those promises you made me weren’t true…I’m gutted!
Seriously I am eavesdropping a very major SEO forum and they are taking big money off folks every month and some of these people can bearly understand basic computer instructions and they think they are being given the keys to riches…it’s like watching a virtual mugging!